Rush Limbaugh was trying to insult either Barack Obama or Donovan McNabb, or both maybe, when he referred to Barack as “Barack O’McNabb”. While this makes no sense, I liked the picture from the Inside the Iggles blog. I think Barack could probably win Pennsylvania if he dressed like this from now on.

[Inside the Iggles: […]

Last night I watched our fearless leader make his case for the Iraq Surge. And later on, as if compelled by some unspeakable cosmic force seeking sense and order in the universe, I picked up a book to read before going to sleep and came across the following passage…
We all want progress. But progress means […]

[Toothpaste For Dinner]

I hope I don’t get hit…. in the reeeeaaaarrrrr again.
Those Geiko commercials kill me, especially the Burt Bacharach one. I realize some people don’t care for them, like C, who squirms everytime she hears about the licking of the eyeball. And my mom, who’s 100% convinced that they’re all celebrity impersonators because there’s no way […]

What the hell is going on in the U.S. Senate? Does anyone ever say, “Hey, wait a minute, what the f*ck are we doing? Wasn’t there something important we were supposed to do today?”
The Senate spent a good portion of yesterday debating whether to call the English language America’s “national language” or its national “common […]

Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. How does Jim Decker feel about this?

[The Onion]

A couple of years back, I stumbled on a hilarious web comic that skewered the War on Terror. Its quality waned quite a bit after a while though, so I forgot about it. But now that I’ve found it again, it’s almost as good as it was in the beginning. (If you’re unltra-conservative, you might […]

The Bosnian city of Mostar erected a life-sized bronze statue of Bruce Lee, depicted in “a typical defensive fighting position”, as a symbol for the fight against ethnic division. A fantastic quote from the article: “We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats. But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee.” Amen […]

I imagine their conversation went something like this:

Albert Hubo: (synthesized robot voice) Nice to meet you, Mr. President
Dubya: Well it sure is nice to meet you, too, Einstein, Einey… Can I call you “Einey”? We sure do appreciate you inventing gravity for us. Keep up the good work.

[Yahoo! News Photo]

Has there ever been a more entertaining Austrian farm boy - turned - body building icon - turned - action-movie star extraordinaire - turned - California governor? I venture to say, I think not.
Exhibit A: [Schwarzenegger St]
Exhibit B: [The Ahnult Phrase-U-Later]