Archive for the 'News' Category

Address me as Sir Rhube, knave

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

A new genetic survey brings to light something I had long suspected: royal blood flows through these veins. My lineage on my mother’s side can easily be traced back to Niall of the Nine Hostages, an Irish king of the 5th century. So basically, I’m a prince of Ireland. It’s science.
[If Irish Claim Nobility, Science […]

Bruce Lee: the new international symbol for peace

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

The Bosnian city of Mostar erected a life-sized bronze statue of Bruce Lee, depicted in “a typical defensive fighting position”, as a symbol for the fight against ethnic division. A fantastic quote from the article: “We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats. But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee.” Amen […]

Scientology’s sacred text storage facility

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

It’s like finding the lost Cities of Gold! That is, if you believe in aliens as the source of creation and thetans as the source of all our personal woes! So I guess it’s more like the lost City of the Crazies. A secret storage facility used by Scientologists in NE New Mexico has been […]

Isn’t it ironic? Dontcha think?

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

[CNN.com - Crossing guard hits, kills another - Oct 26, 2005]