Archive for the 'Movies' Category

I, Robot

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

P.S. This movie sucked
[Warning Label Generator]

Superman has a case of “The Mondays”

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

The Big HeBowski

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

If you grew up in the early 80s, and are a male, then there are two things you assuredly love: He-Man (from your formative years) and the Big Lebowski (from your college years). Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Right… right… right.
Anywho… some strange folks at IdiotWork decided to […]

The Italian Stallion

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

I’ve been referring to Rocky Balboa as “The Italian Stallion” for pretty much my entire life. All along, I thought the reason for that was because somewhere in the Rocky movies he was referred to by that nickname. Lo and behold, I stumble upon this video and learn that Rocky never had that nickname in […]

I’m Ricky Bobby?

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Looks like we’ve got a winner. Ron Burgundy stars as Ricky Bobby, Nascar legend.
“Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver.”
“If you ain’t first, you’re last”

[Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby]
And just because it’s Valentine’s Day, here’s a little SportsCenter love from Papa Burgundy… [Ron Burgundy’s SportsCenter Audition]
“Seriously, this thing […]

Brokeback to the Future

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

Easily the best “Brokeback” spoof out there.

credit due… [chocolate cake city]
previously… [Comboys are My Weakness]

Cowboys Are My Weakness

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Larry David on Brokeback Mountain: If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I’m with at the time?
I think I’m with Larry on this one. Except for the “half- to a quarter of a man” […]

You’re my boy, Blue!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Joseph “Blue” Palasky has died… for real this time…
[‘Old School’ actor Cranshaw dies at 86]

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind

The Late, Great Mr. Myagi

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

To honor the passing of an 80s icon, the Sports Guy fills in slot number 11 on his Best Sports Movies Ever list with a great article on the entire Karate Kid trilogy:
[ESPN.com: Page 2 : The Sports Guy’s Top Sports Movies: No. 11]
You’re the best…. AROUND! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!

Ahnult

Monday, November 14th, 2005

Has there ever been a more entertaining Austrian farm boy - turned - body building icon - turned - action-movie star extraordinaire - turned - California governor? I venture to say, I think not.
Exhibit A: [Schwarzenegger St]
Exhibit B: [The Ahnult Phrase-U-Later]