I posted last year about the red-tailed hawks nesting on a building ledge at MIT. They’re at it again. Two chicks were born about a month ago and it looks like dad sticks around while mom goes off hunting. I recommend keeping the window open in the corner of your desktop all day so you […]

You pay now, bitch!

And soy milk is the devil, too. And it apparently turns kids into homosexuals.
[WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals]
I think this guy has a problem with his medula oblongata.

On January 8th 1950, the S.S. Franconia left Cobh, Ireland for New York City. On the 18th of January, after 10 days below deck in steerage, my mom, at 2 years and 11 months, arrived in America with her mother, brother and sister.

Until the end of November, Ancestry.com is offering free access to their passenger […]

A short story of crime and punishment, 21st century style:
Man named Amir deceitfully sells busted-ass laptop on eBay. Amir refuses to refund money or acknowledge the deception. Buyer scours hard drive of said computer, finds massive amounts of incredibly embarassing content regarding Amir’s sexual proclivities. Buyer creates a blog to document the salacious findings […]

Two baby red tailed hawks are nesting on a building ledge on MIT’s campus and are expected to take flight any day now. It’s all being captured on a live webcam perched only inches from their nest. This will probably ruin your productivity so you can thank me later. The live feed can be found […]

It’s made with real bits of Iraq, so you know it’s good.
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
credit… [Malleable Truth]

A couple of years back, I stumbled on a hilarious web comic that skewered the War on Terror. Its quality waned quite a bit after a while though, so I forgot about it. But now that I’ve found it again, it’s almost as good as it was in the beginning. (If you’re unltra-conservative, you might […]

A new genetic survey brings to light something I had long suspected: royal blood flows through these veins. My lineage on my mother’s side can easily be traced back to Niall of the Nine Hostages, an Irish king of the 5th century. So basically, I’m a prince of Ireland. It’s science.
[If Irish Claim Nobility, Science […]

Not to make you feel like less of a man, but I got 31 out of 33 on this bad boy. So, that means I’m some kind of freak-genius…
[MENSA INTELLIGENCE TEST]
Just keep in mind, this test definitely has a British slant to its phrasing and that can throw you off on a couple. But you’re […]