Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman […]

“Combining alcohol and Red Bull® reduces the ‘perception’ of impairment”
Brazilian researchers wasted time and money exploring the results of a universally known phenomenon… mixing Red Bull with alcohol essentially cancels out the depressant effects of said alcohol. The researchers however did not seem to offer any explanation for the “Red Bull shakes” one normally encounters […]

After watching this, I think you need to do some soul searching and ask yourself a very important question: Would you rather wake up with the King, wake up with the Captain, or, wake up with both? Frankly, I can’t think of a better way to wash down a sausage egg n’ cheese.

In an ESPN article discussing the career and possible retirement of Mike Alstott, the frequent pro-bowling fullback for the Bucs, Len “Big Fats” Pasquarelli lets it be known that Alstott is “known as the ‘A-Train’”. WTF?. The “A-Train”, Len? Really? That’s interesting because I have never once heard him referred to by that nickname. Maybe […]

It’s like finding the lost Cities of Gold! That is, if you believe in aliens as the source of creation and thetans as the source of all our personal woes! So I guess it’s more like the lost City of the Crazies. A secret storage facility used by Scientologists in NE New Mexico has been […]

I subscribe to a weekly email from Wired magazine. Included was a link to a Gizmodo blog entry about what sounds like an interesting technology for use in digital cameras. Bizarrely, I immediately recognized the picture accompanying the entry:

Not only have I seen that picture before, I’m in it. You may recognize me as the […]

When is candy dispensing technology going to meet the 21st century? As you can see, my peanut M&Ms dangle in candy purgatory, and I am left famished… and chagrined.

I realize SuperCuts might cut into your discretionary funds, but seriously, can’t you splurge on a little Proactive?