Angels sang out In an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground Writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman vs. Optimus Prime vs. Samuel L. Jackson. It’s the Ultimate Showdown. Good guys, bad guys and explosions. Only one will survive… wonder who it will be? Believe it or not, it’s not Chuck Norris. One of the best flash animations ever. Check it.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Ahnult needs no introduction. I only wish I understood what was going on here. Although, it’s not really necessary. Enjoy.

Credit to BDK for finding this gem

The Bosnian city of Mostar erected a life-sized bronze statue of Bruce Lee, depicted in “a typical defensive fighting position”, as a symbol for the fight against ethnic division. A fantastic quote from the article: “We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats. But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee.” Amen to that.

[BBC NEWS | Bosnia unveils Bruce Lee bronze]

This brings up one question. Why can’t Rocky Balboa be a symbol for multilateral cooperation among the world’s superpowers? I envision a statue erected at the U.N. building (why not the statue from Rocky III, hmm?), with a plaque commemorating his speech after defeating Ivan Drago. Followed closely by David Hasselhoff’s concert on the Berlin Wall, this speech was probably the single most important event leading to the fall of communism in Eastern Europe and Russia. It’s science.

Yo, Adrian, how ’bout some world peace?

For only $800, this larger-than-life image can grace your wall.

For more brilliant work, check out [Brandon Bird Returns]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Want more? [Chuck Norris Facts]

Has there ever been a more entertaining Austrian farm boy – turned – body building icon – turned – action-movie star extraordinaire – turned – California governor? I venture to say, I think not.

Exhibit A: [Schwarzenegger St]

Exhibit B: [The Ahnult Phrase-U-Later]

First we find out that ol’ Sly is working on another installment of the working-class palooka hero in Rocky Balboa.

And now, even more unbelievable, is the announcement that Rambo IV is coming to the big screen. After reading the early plot description, it’s safe to say that Stallone simply downloaded the script of Commando, did a find/replace and changed every “John Matrix” to “John Rambo”.