Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman […]

Ahnult needs no introduction. I only wish I understood what was going on here. Although, it’s not really necessary. Enjoy.

Credit to BDK for finding this gem

The Bosnian city of Mostar erected a life-sized bronze statue of Bruce Lee, depicted in “a typical defensive fighting position”, as a symbol for the fight against ethnic division. A fantastic quote from the article: “We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats. But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee.” Amen […]

For only $800, this larger-than-life image can grace your wall.

For more brilliant work, check out [Brandon Bird Returns]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Want more? [Chuck Norris Facts]

Has there ever been a more entertaining Austrian farm boy - turned - body building icon - turned - action-movie star extraordinaire - turned - California governor? I venture to say, I think not.
Exhibit A: [Schwarzenegger St]
Exhibit B: [The Ahnult Phrase-U-Later]

First we find out that ol’ Sly is working on another installment of the working-class palooka hero in Rocky Balboa.
And now, even more unbelievable, is the announcement that Rambo IV is coming to the big screen. After reading the early plot description, it’s safe to say that Stallone simply downloaded the script of Commando, […]