I realize that most people forgot that a professional hockey league exists anymore. That includes the majority of people in Philadelphia because the team was so incredibly pathetic this year. So pathetic in fact that the marketing department pretty much admitted it. Just two weekends ago, as I was in a cab driving up I-95 […]

I hope I don’t get hit…. in the reeeeaaaarrrrr again.
Those Geiko commercials kill me, especially the Burt Bacharach one. I realize some people don’t care for them, like C, who squirms everytime she hears about the licking of the eyeball. And my mom, who’s 100% convinced that they’re all celebrity impersonators because there’s no way […]

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Here are some better questions…
Can you make commercials that don’t suck? Can you create a marketing campaign that doesn’t convince me to never use your product or services for as long as I live? Can you hear the maniacal screams of […]