As if you needed more proof…

… That’s right, my armiger … I give you Don Felipe el Magnifico …

As much as I’m going to hate hearing “World Champion New York Giants” and “Superbowl MVP Eli Manning” for the next year, I think it’s better than having to hear “The Greatest Team of All Time” for the rest of eternity. There’s some consolation for Pats fans however: in Nicaragua, they’re the greatest team of all time…

New York Post

I’ve consulted the judges…

… and after much consideration, I’ll be rooting AGAINST the Giants. In no way do I condone rooting FOR the Pats. As much as those smug sports fans in Boston drive me crazy, nothing would be worse than seeing Eli winning the trophy.

That being said, Philadelphia can claim one minor championship… best mascot in sports.

This could not be better illustrated than in the following clip featuring Ukee Washington, cousin to Denzel, getting served by the Phanatic… then getting his ass slapped.