I think she may have used a non-nutritive cereal varnish to improve her performance. Or possibly a non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant creating a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil to increase her speed. Either way, my little sister Lauren decided to exploit my stint on the injured reserve and presumably cheat her way to a new Rhuberg Record in the Broad Street Run. Last year I was kind enough not to embarrass her. Next year, no more Mr. Nice Guy. I’ll be going for the gold. Click on these thumbnails to see Lauren’s glamor shots from the race. I particularly enjoy the shot of her crossing the finish line right as some jackass obscures her face with an “I just came in 2,742nd place” fist pump. Kudos, sir. Kudos.

[Philadelphia Broad Street Run]

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