“Bullseye” sets a new land-speed record
Sunday, May 13th, 2007I think she may have used a non-nutritive cereal varnish to improve her performance. Or possibly a non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant creating a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil to increase her speed. Either way, my little sister Lauren decided to exploit my stint on the injured reserve and presumably cheat her […]
