Uncle Eddie: “That’s something ain’t it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don’t know.”
[Scotsman.com News - Weird, odd and quirky stories - Head-butt by horse restores mans sight]

Today’s Sports Guy article about the ongoing Iverson saga just makes me giddy. Here’s just a sample:
Iverson remains the quickest guard on the planet, one of the few who routinely draws “oohs and ahhs” from the Staples Center crowd. Although hes noticeably smaller in person no taller than 5-foot-11, Iverson attacks the basket in waves, […]

And soy milk is the devil, too. And it apparently turns kids into homosexuals.
[WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals]
I think this guy has a problem with his medula oblongata.