Beat down, Chicago Bear!
General alert for the Chicago area: don’t work on your laptop at your neighborhood Denny’s. After belittling you and insulting you, Ricky Manning Jr. will then knock your ass out in the parking lot. (Similar to what he did to Todd Pinkston in the NFC championship game a couple of years ago.)
“I was pretty down this morning because of the situation [involving me beating that nerd unconscious],” Manning said.”But when I found out I was a Chicago Bear, it kind of brought a little light to the day. … I can’t let something like [going to jail for assualt with a deadly weapon] let me have a bad start to my football career in Chicago. [But damn, man, the dude ordered a Rooty Tooy Fresh and Fruity. Something had to be done.]”