The Ultimate Showdown

Ultimate Showdown

Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman vs. Optimus Prime vs. Samuel L. Jackson. It’s the Ultimate Showdown. Good guys, bad guys and explosions. Only one will survive… wonder who it will be? Believe it or not, it’s not Chuck Norris. One of the best flash animations ever. Check it.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

3 Responses to “The Ultimate Showdown”

  1. Steinbrunner Says:

    Thought you may like this site :

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  2. rhube Says:

    Please, Stein. I was on that tip long ago…

    http://www.rhube.com/?p=43

  3. brittney Says:

    i dont know if im posed to be on this website cuz normally it would be blocked cuz im at school but i love that poem bout chuck norris
    ttfn
    -brittney

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