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Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs
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It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman vs. Optimus Prime vs. Samuel L. Jackson. It’s the Ultimate Showdown. Good guys, bad guys and explosions. Only one will survive… wonder who it will be? Believe it or not, it’s not Chuck Norris. One of the best flash animations ever. Check it.
[The Ultimate Showdown]
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April 29th, 2006 at 17.57
Thought you may like this site :
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
April 30th, 2006 at 21.03
Please, Stein. I was on that tip long ago…
http://www.rhube.com/?p=43
January 31st, 2007 at 11.09
i dont know if im posed to be on this website cuz normally it would be blocked cuz im at school but i love that poem bout chuck norris
ttfn
-brittney