In this classic picture from a 1954 issue of Popular Mechanics magazine, scientists from the RAND corporation displayed their model vision of the home computer in the year 2004. According to the caption, due to advances like the teletype interface and the Fortran language, “the computer will be easy to use”. Hindsight is 20/20, and […]

I think [this] pretty much sums up my typical Friday night.
[toothpaste for dinner]

General alert for the Chicago area: don’t work on your laptop at your neighborhood Denny’s. After belittling you and insulting you, Ricky Manning Jr. will then knock your ass out in the parking lot. (Similar to what he did to Todd Pinkston in the NFC championship game a couple of years ago.)
“I was pretty down […]

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Here are some better questions…
Can you make commercials that don’t suck? Can you create a marketing campaign that doesn’t convince me to never use your product or services for as long as I live? Can you hear the maniacal screams of […]

The World Cup is fast approaching, and to help stem the tide of soccer hooliganism, ze Germans are building a temporary jail in Hamburg specifically for unruly fans.

Maybe this sounds strange to you, but it’s nothing new to the City of Brotherly Love.
Before it was demolished in 2003, Veteran’s Stadium, the home of the Philadelphia […]

Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

It’s Godzilla vs. Shaq vs. Batman […]