“Combining alcohol and Red Bull® reduces the ‘perception’ of impairment”
Brazilian researchers wasted time and money exploring the results of a universally known phenomenon… mixing Red Bull with alcohol essentially cancels out the depressant effects of said alcohol. The researchers however did not seem to offer any explanation for the “Red Bull shakes” one normally encounters […]

After watching this, I think you need to do some soul searching and ask yourself a very important question: Would you rather wake up with the King, wake up with the Captain, or, wake up with both? Frankly, I can’t think of a better way to wash down a sausage egg n’ cheese.

It’s made with real bits of Iraq, so you know it’s good.
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
credit… [Malleable Truth]

Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. How does Jim Decker feel about this?

[The Onion]

A couple of years back, I stumbled on a hilarious web comic that skewered the War on Terror. Its quality waned quite a bit after a while though, so I forgot about it. But now that I’ve found it again, it’s almost as good as it was in the beginning. (If you’re unltra-conservative, you might […]