The very same day that I felt an overwhelming need to vent about Terrell Owens, events were unfolding that signaled the beginning of the end. Eagles “Bad-ass-ador” Hugh Douglas threw down with T.O. in the Eagles training facility, and then it all went downhill from there. Everyone knows the story at this point. But here’s […]

TIME magazine has issued a comprehensive list of the top 100 novels of all time. Every time a list like this comes out, I’m tempted to make a ridiculous claim like, “I’m going to read every one of these!” Not just that, but also, “I’m going to get a library card! I’m going to rent […]

You may have thought that professional female football was a myth. It’s real. I’ve seen it. Not only have I seen it, but I’ve been privy to the inside scoop because my lil’ sis has been trying out for the upcoming season. For a small glimpse yourself, check out their website and look for the […]

The sad tragedy of Terrell Owen’s tenure as a Philadelphia Eagle is that he could have been a hero in the City of Brotherly Love yet decided to single-handedly undermine every foundation of a team that has one of the most loyal followings in sports. This is a city that is so desperate for […]

Raul Fontana, Web Designer: “See what Republicans and Democrats can accomplish when they work together to publicly humiliate an old lady?”
Brad Vodak, Kiln Operator: “When Alito is asked to state his full name before the confirmation hearings, he should say ‘Harriet Miers.’ Then after the entire audience finally stops laughing, he could say, ‘No, seriously, […]

I promised and now I shall deliver - the photographic evidence of my worn and beaten self struggling for the finish line in Toronto. Unfortunately, since they’re trying to make money by getting me to purchase 8×10s of this glorious moment, this small, poor-resolution image that I lifted from the photographer’s website is the best […]