[Banksy]

Probably what my camera is thinking while I’m taking 300 pictures in Tokyo pretending I know what I’m going… [McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The Photo Commentary of an Expensive Camera in the Hands of an Amateur]

When is candy dispensing technology going to meet the 21st century? As you can see, my peanut M&Ms dangle in candy purgatory, and I am left famished… and chagrined.

I realize SuperCuts might cut into your discretionary funds, but seriously, can’t you splurge on a little Proactive?

“As an OU fan, I don’t care if OU players are required to attend a single class, and I don’t want my coach jeopardizing our chances to win because of a ridiculously strict new attendance requirement.”

Skip Bayless proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is quite an ass… [Why Stoops should start Peterson]

If I had money to throw around without a care in the world, this would already be in the mail on its way to the biggest Cade McNown fan I know… Carlton Okedoke

[Mounted Memories]

Can we maybe come up with more creative nicknames for athletes? It made sense when we were talking about a running back known for plowing over and through people and whose last name actually began with a ‘T’. Anthony Thomas? You’re a badass collegiate RB. OK, you’re the A-Train. Good nickname. Then along came a few more guys, same basic concept. Their names began with a ‘T’, and somehow, the ‘Train’ metaphor was still applicable. Except it means that these guys have absolutely no personality, so this is the best we can do, and by “we”, I mean SportsCenter anchors. Well now, we’ve apparently just completely given up altogether. It doesn’t matter what your name is, what position you play, whether or not you figuratively embody a locomotive in any capacity. If you are in dire need of a nickname, just take your first initial and tack on the “-Train”.

[D-Train chugs to 20th win]